* We want more freedom, and less watered-down socialism lobbed at us with phony labels like 'compassionate conservatism'.

  * We want stricter adherence to the Bill of Rights; each and every Amendment -- including the Tenth Amendment.

  * We want a smaller government, not a Federal Leviathan.

  * We demand the repeal of all federal gun laws passed since 1981.

  * We demand an end to the misbegotten War On Drugs.

  * We want a demilitarization of the police forces in this country, and federal reinforcement of the Posse Comitatus Act.

  * We want a reversal of much of the damage done in the past decade involving Federal land grabs, national monuments, and Presidential executive orders.

  * We demand the long-overdue -- and long-promised -- dissolution of the Departments of Energy and Education, and we want the taxpayer funds for National Endowment for the Arts cut off permanently.

  * We have had enough of the GOP's judicial appointments, who vote on issue after issue like liberal Democrats. We want jurists who do not use the bench to make law, but instead protect the Bill of Rights.

  * We demand that the 16th Amendment be repealed; effective immediately.

  * We want a coherent foreign policy again; we do not trust Russia or China, or any of their Washington apologists. We demand an immediate embargo on trade with China until such time that they learn to behave like a civilized nation.

  * We are sick to death of the dictates of the United Nations being shoved down our throats; we demand that this meaningless international organization trouble our country no more. The only flag our soldiers should ever salute is the Stars and Stripes.

These are issues you might want to consider, Effete GOP Uppercrust, if you want to maintain your power base in Washington. But you don't have to listen to us Bible-thumping hillbillies and patriots and constitutionalist pot smokers. You can go right on ahead paying more respect and attention to the American Left than you do to us. In fact you may get a chance, soon, to pay them a whole lot more.

After all, can you say "President Hillary?"

We know you can.

"The most dangerous animal on the planet is not the cape buffalo, but the intellectual with a 'plan'. Especially the intellectual willing to impose his creation upon others by force."

  -R.W. Grant "The Incredible Bread Machine"